If you think the Today show is pissed he didn’t tell them, imagine how pissed Aunt Barbara is going to be.

that link sounds like new age pseudo-science

I’ve always loved how sugary sweet her voice sounds on this track. It’s perfect.

*victoriously stirs drink*

Trump does not merely grab pussies. HE DESTROYS BUSHES!

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

“We are also thinking about going down to a queen from a king.”

Or buy a lightly used Rolex Daytona and a bus pass. The Rolex will appreciate in value, you can show it off everywhere you go - not just on the road, it runs on the motion of your arm - not gas, it has a better racing pedigree than any of these cars, and when people ask why you don’t have a car, you can just stare at…

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Just buy a toaster oven.

Just buy a toaster oven.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

“Negative, Ghost Rider.”

would you damage your car for that?

Can someone please Photoshop Guy Fieri’s hair onto him? PLEASE, I NEED THIS.

I acknowledged the impact of doctors prescribing painkillers in another comment, was completely wrong for forgetting about that up front. And yeah, I know the choice is not as black and white as I made it sound...but I don’t think those incremental choices should be ignored either by saying “it’s not their fault,…

I wake up every day and drive a car that munches pedestrians-

the whole fucking point of my comments is that sharing the picture wont do shit to help anyone or anything because of the nature of addiction, especially opiate addiction. OF COURSE the people in this picture are responsible for their actions!!!

At some point, you do have to decide to start taking heroin. There is nobody out there who sees heroin and actually believes “I’m just gonna take it this once, but I won’t get addicted”. Once you’ve decided to take heroin, you’re out of fucks to give. Give these people some damn agency over their own decisions.

Jeez. Just get a damn minivan. They’re awesome purpose-built vehicles. SUVs have crappy rides, lousy interior space, sucky gas mileage, and far less versatility than a minivan. No one, I mean NO ONE, thinks driving an SUV makes you “cool”.