If you think the Today show is pissed he didn’t tell them, imagine how pissed Aunt Barbara is going to be.

that link sounds like new age pseudo-science

I’ve always loved how sugary sweet her voice sounds on this track. It’s perfect.

*victoriously stirs drink*

Trump does not merely grab pussies. HE DESTROYS BUSHES!

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

“We are also thinking about going down to a queen from a king.”

Or buy a lightly used Rolex Daytona and a bus pass. The Rolex will appreciate in value, you can show it off everywhere you go - not just on the road, it runs on the motion of your arm - not gas, it has a better racing pedigree than any of these cars, and when people ask why you don’t have a car, you can just stare at…

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Just buy a toaster oven.

Just buy a toaster oven.

Someone please photoshop a Gawker logo on him... ?

This really needs the aftermath video. Targets, impact craters, anything!

Official That Guy™ Comment.

I think Granite State is still my favorite episode. Not to knock the sheer gut-wrenching quality of Ozymandias, but the ending of Granite State, man.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person alive?

You’re right on about it being YouTube, more specifically it’s about how YouTube handles compression. There’s a video that was posted here recently does a great job at explaining why confetti, snow, etc will cause the video quality to drop.

“Negative, Ghost Rider.”

Jeez. Just get a damn minivan. They’re awesome purpose-built vehicles. SUVs have crappy rides, lousy interior space, sucky gas mileage, and far less versatility than a minivan. No one, I mean NO ONE, thinks driving an SUV makes you “cool”.