Technically, they all come with a manual.

I think that the rear view camera and blind spot monitor alone are worth $1250 when it comes to BMW options. A rear view camera is a must when parallel parking or pulling out of spaces while perpendicular parked. Rear view cameras are fantastic. As for the driving aids, most of them are pretty useless but blind spot…

That’s pretty hardcore. But I would love a sunroof. BMW says I am weak and cars like this do not need such frivolous accoutrements.

How much does one need to be making for a 53k 445hp M235i to be reasonable? (I actually want to know...big difference between what you could technically buy, and what’s appropriate)

To be brutally frank, yes, they are.

Kids in the Hall

Was the shareholder from Texas?

I think they tend to be wieners.

Those people are the wurst.

What kind of brat takes all of the free sausage?

white bread, tomato, pepper, mayo. un-fuckwithable. (as long as its a good tomato)

If Steve Lehto doesn’t buy this after writing a whole damn book about it, the world will be a sadder place.

Oh look, Ladies and Gents. It's That Guy!

Right, it’s like he went from 2-dimensional cardboard cutout to complicated character or something.

Actually I think you’re on to something. Someone needs to write a story about the galactic protests against the Skywalker family and all the civil suits filed against them. You could make it like a mocumentary. It could be pretty damn funny.

Except with fantastic direction, better acting, and beleivable dialogue.

I imagine the entire Galaxy would celebrate if the whole Skywalker family volunteered for sterilization (although I guess that wouldn't have helped Shmi). That family can't go one generation without toppling the established government and killing everybody.

How does this compare to a Land Cruiser FJ 60? For 16k you could get the nicest land cruiser. Is the G-wagon just better?

how can it be the church of torque and S2000. I’m pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.