How much does one need to be making for a 53k 445hp M235i to be reasonable? (I actually want to know...big difference between what you could technically buy, and what’s appropriate)

To be brutally frank, yes, they are.

Kids in the Hall

I think they tend to be wieners.

Those people are the wurst.

What kind of brat takes all of the free sausage?

white bread, tomato, pepper, mayo. un-fuckwithable. (as long as its a good tomato)

If Steve Lehto doesn’t buy this after writing a whole damn book about it, the world will be a sadder place.

Oh look, Ladies and Gents. It's That Guy!

How does this compare to a Land Cruiser FJ 60? For 16k you could get the nicest land cruiser. Is the G-wagon just better?

Just tell them you’re paying cash. Then you can avoid all that shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s true. You can always “decide” to finance it later “once you learn the price” or what have you. In my experience the best way to get a straightforward sales person is to contact the internet sales staff. They are purely there to…

On some cars I’ve had to deal with I’d charge more than 30 bucks to change a lightbulb. My wife’s old Civic you had to go in through the wheel well (or have really tiny hands to be able to reach past the ABS pump)

Your PHD has been revoked.

Get those two guys calling that run over here and calling...well, anything really!

Similar to the stupid reasons about why it’s illegal to import a 1996 Mini with airbags and fuel injection, but it’s perfectly fine to import a 1990 Mini without airbags and with a carburetor, even though that’s obviously less safe and less clean, and they’re on the same chassis!

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Oh god, another wannabe engineer...

Here fixed it for you:

Oh come on, that’s 3628 pieces, tops. And any way it’s not a Ferrarri, there’s no fire.

how can it be the church of torque and S2000. I’m pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.