Here’s to not washing your hair often. When I first had mine dyed a super pale and high maintenance color I backed off washing but was used to it getting greasy in 2 days, now months later I wash maybe once a week (rinsing other days) and it never gets greasy and is way healthier. I blame Big Shampoo.

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

If we want to be all free market about it, hold Airbnb responsible forcing them to force owners into the insurance market. Insurares will price the risk and owners will act to keep their insurance low. Airbnb just needs to be in a position where it forces owners to have liability insurance that covers Airbnb’s…

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

what women want in a guy :

Depends, are we counting our blood stained underpants? Because then I have 19289547.

Not going to debate politics with somebody who considers unselected online pseudo-polls to be data

Elephant seals don’t have tusks! They are called elephant seals because the males have big floppy proboscises sort of like an elephant’s trunk but shorter. Walruses have tusks on males and females.

I just don’t see how it’s useful to double-down on shaming someone who fucked up, but then took the appropriate actions after the fact. I feel like if the way to overcome rape culture is to “have an honest discussion about rape,” this kind of extreme vindictiveness/persnicketiness is ultimately self-defeating. I mean,…

*types in nuclear launch codes*

Can I ask a question that might get me in trouble?

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

All together now!...

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

Yes 20-somethings, don't save. Send your money to me pls. I will do something poetic af with it.

Is that what people wear to the first day of class at NYU? Because I’m pretty sure I showed up at the first day of classes at UMass in men’s boxer shorts from the dude down the hall and a shirt that said “girls suck dick”.