Offending people is incredibly easy, creating meaningful art, however, continues to elude us in this modern age.

I’m really conflicted here.

I think the message she’s trying to send is. Me!!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Have a berry. You can cut it up for your cereal.

83% of men say BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BONER

DON’T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR DRONES

So happy to read this! I honestly loved her first essay, and I can’t wait to read the most recent one (behind the chronicle’s pay wall right now). There are so few feminists out there arguing that young women should be empowered to make mistakes without seeing them as trauma, and I think Kipnis was incredibly…

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

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Be still, my heart.

Apparently I’m a man then, I find penises generally hilarious and will laugh at farts until the day I die.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

I fucking loved this article because, just like watching any installment of the Real Housewives franchise, allows me to feel morally superior.

this is all lies

Wait, this isn’t standard operating procedure?

I mean. I could cook my own meals, that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop going to restaurants.

Google it, girl.

spoiler alert: it can’t

this is the conclusion of my thesis: “Chris Hemsworth>>>Liam Hemsworth”, research by andsmokeit