Is your hobby “running around blindfolded in the piano bench showroom”? I do that too!

There’s been a really negative vibe here the past two weeks. Every time I come over it seems I’m being told why everything I like is awful and I should be embarrassed for daring to like stuff that people in Brooklyn don’t care for.

How about no.

This seems to be more about body shaming than maxi dress hating.

This is by far the worst fucking thing I’ve ever read on this website. You may think I’m exaggerating, but seriously, this is so bad. Why in God’s name do you care SO MUCH about what another woman puts on her body? I’m actually finding myself angry after reading this. Not because I love maxi dresses so much that it…

Yes. The problem isn’t maxi dresses, it’s that there are too many poorly cut ones made of terrible fabric out there.

I love maxi dresses. You can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

THIS IS THE TALE....OF TONY MONTANA....

I god damn love Channing Tatum. I met him once at a studio in LA when I was working the front desk. He greeted me “wassup girl.” It was perfect.

I THINK YOU MEAN YYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

it sure is a weird euphemism for vagina

Glee’s Kevin McHale says the show never bounced back after Cory Monteith’s deathseason 2 like, halfway through season 1

Eh, I’m gonna give Kris a pass here (and only here). We’d all love to believe that we would be our best selves 100 percent of the time, but Bruce’s transition has a pretty profound impact on Kris’s life, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has some conflicted feelings about it.

It’s inspiring that Bruce is living his…

Poor people could canoodle too if they'd just stop being lazy and pulled themselves up by their bootstraps.

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

No. Naaaah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The more people fawn over her, the more I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, because this is tacky as fuuuuck. But I’m also about done with her (and what feels like about 90% of celebrities, tbf) after the whole Mayweather/Pacquiao fight anyway, so whatever.

My mom had one rule about drugs and drinking. If you're going to do it, never ever be afraid to call me if you can't drive or are in some other trouble. She was not giving me permission to do either one and had made it clear she wasn't going to hesitate to make my life a living hell as a result of my shenanigans. It…

8. Beachy waves

RDJ sounds like a total boob in both Guru-Murthy’s interview and the Stern interview.