I personally feel that a flaccid dong flopping around is one of the least menacing sights I have ever seen.

To preface, I, as many women, have been sexually assaulted in the past. It was traumatic, horrific and shaped my life in a way I would rather not have had happen.*

I see Harry has returned from the Barry “GIVE ZERO FUCKS” convention. Good on you, Senator.

500% increase in the number of ER visits for dicks stuck in beer bottles.

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

At first I read this as, “To chill or not to chill: The great vaccination debate,” and thought, “No one is chill about vaccination debates.”

I am constantly disappointed that Big Sean is not a fat guy. I just sort of assumed he looked like Sean Kingston when he first came around.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Help what? Your constant masturbating?

Let me save some nerds a lot of time...

I am an avid jezebel reader and I have to say, I am totally disgusted that a website devoted to feminist issues would report on this EXTREME invasion of privacy in this way. Beyond that, to comment on and poke fun at a woman’s personal decisions regarding her appearance and personal well being is not only undeniably…

This is sad and weird and the best excuse going for it is “Oh yeah, like the rich deserve any personal dignity!!”

Jezebel: Feminist until its not

This is really fucking wrong. How embarrassing for her, and for Jezebel for not having more class.

Publishing this is some mean girl bullshit. There’s plenty of room for legit critique of her business practices, but this is totally off the mark. Do better.

This is ugly.

Wow, we really think it is appropriate to write an article about a private person’s intimate beauty regimen? What possible journalistic value is there in that? I am disappointed in Jezebel.

A woman somewhere had a good job, and now her private amazon purchases are news for you to make money off of ridiculing her? Forget anti-feminist; you are a ghoul, and you earn a bad living by making the world a worse place for everyone else.

This feels cruel and vaguely misogynistic. How is it not? Shouldn’t we all be allowed the privacy of our genital grooming routines, unless we decide to become public advocates for the steam cleanse?

This is bullshit. Leave the woman alone.