Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

The Fedoration of Males?

no thank you pls

STAY GRUMPY H8RSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

In other news, Jezebel once again makes the peculiar mistake that religion is a synonym for Christianity.

Empire is not a show about shadiness in the music industry. Empire is a show about a bad bitch named Cookie. The rest is just subplot for me.

Kelsey's diction and speaking voice creep me the fuck out. When she said "Or it's possible that they continued to delve into the wondrous lands of physical affection and smashing their faces together," I wanted to puke - she articulates things in unusual ways, using bigger words and unusual sentence structure where…

Ditttto. My mom was so sweet and full of compliments and sniffled at one particularly hilarious fluffy monstrosity - she just thought I looked so pretty! Reading these, I'm feeling really really lucky.

I actually sent this article to my mother saying thank you so much for not being horrible.

Seriously. My mom and I went dress-shopping with my sister when she was looking, and while there were dresses we didn't love and some compromises to be made, we had a lot of fun! Everyone was respectful and supportive and constructive, and in the end my sister ended up with a dress everybody agreed was The Most…

Right? My mom has A LOT of issues. But treating my like shit in this fashion is not one of them. Thanks mom!

Call mine while you're at it.

Me too! My mom is of the "my daughters look gorgeous in everything" school.

I can't help but be oddly suspicious of this and the last-minute abortion-vote cancellation in the House last week (credit given to House Republican women) - like it's all part of some grand scheme to make people think, hey, the new, younger Republican women are okay! The party's turning around! And then there's…

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

Re: the high school dance boner.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

I just want to...emphasize this...um

Well, it's only Amish sharks that never get cancer.