that sort of thing doesnt bother me. if she was swanning around LA in a full niqab/hijab outfit i would slap her eyebrows off her face*, but as she is in a muslim country, especially a place of worship, it is pretty respectful.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

i assume it's like 78% of all republican boners.

marble mouth getting taken out by an angel is all well and good, but can we please talk about THE GREATEST ED SHEERAN PHOTO OF ALL TIME:

Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head.

potentially problematic? maybe. sucks?

"Kris Jenner is her grandmother, people."

Now I want to try to slowly escalate the use of that word in those contexts to the point where we start subbing in "Bangable" for absurdity's sake.

It's just #1 of Mark's alternative suggestions on how to keep a relationship going. Truth be told, I like giving blowjobs a lot more than I like cleaning. :D

I've said it before, I'll say it again: you don't become this rich, this famous, and control a media empire if you're an idiot. Kardashian knows what she's doing, and people don't give her enough credit, or think she just lucked out. Nope. You don't get that rich, you don't become a media mogul, by being lucky. You…

That's not something good about SeaWorld. That's something cute about manatees.

Teams are probably having trouble finding him.

My sister-in-law, let's call her Satan, has not spoken to her sister for 9 years because she didn't take Satan's advice about how to have her baby. Satan had a very difficult birth and could not believe that her sister would dare have a home birth. The sister dared and Satan has never met her now 9-year-old nephew. On…

we all can never talk about anything except this color red dude

Mostly MRAs and pickup artists make me sad. Angrily masturbating yourself to death is a rough way to go.

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but I don't believe it should be a college's responsibility to protect their students at all times in every aspect of their lives. There is a ridiculous amount of mission creep in modern universities, in which a college is expected to service every aspect of a student's life…

with the ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom.