This is the thing about Portlandia, though.

I didn’t watch this video and I’m sure it’s awkward.

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking - go ahead, guys, and see what happens next Fall. If you weren’t already spewing enough crazy, as a group, to alienate most moderate voters, this will certainly do the trick.

1. Everything about this is amazing, I will be devastated if they ever break up.

ME TOO I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW

...I know a girl named Mahogany.

“animals deserve dignity and compassion, but humans always come first”

OWN THE COW.

seriously....and you KNOW this asshole is going around talking about how it’s “fair” because he uses a bow & arrow instead of a gun.

I had a very similar experience when I was younger - I was in an emotionally abusive relationship because I was somehow under the impression that Real Love was just like that, that the hollowed-out-husk feeling was just a byproduct of “giving your WHOLE self” to it and that love had to be “unconditional” in the most…

I feel the same way! The “hard work” narrative has not resonated with me as of yet (though to be fair I am just 5 total years/1 married year in), and it makes me worry that there is a lot of hellish stuff coming our way. I mean, as a rule having mr. preezy around makes life EASIER, even when things are bad - actually,…

1. I really wouldn’t say that “7/11” celebrates all kinds of body types. Really just the body type of “professional dancer” and “Beyonce.”

see, who needs uber when you can catch a green cab in INDIANA?

haha i came here to say that too...like, why not?

1. actually, kate upton, green cabs exist and are great for those of us in the outer layer of the city.

I’m sure they do, and I also fully believe that you never know what really goes on in other people’s relationships and am ready to believe that there are all kinds of arrangements out there working for people.

oh god seattle i am so ashamed.

Seconded.

yeah seriously...do I see 3 vegetable peelers? why?

there was a SHAMEFULLY low number of pictures of dogs in this article.