HAHHAHAHH oh my god you are so right that IS a common photo angle in these apps!!!!! and that is exactly what it looks like. wth that is such a BAD photo angle too. Like it automatically makes you look like such a jackass. 

Oh yuck no. I get the sarcasm, but it is very frustrating when this when this whole “lets piss on the Dem party while asking those same people for support’ BS starts up- and that is what I am trying to say above. Crowley is not running against Ortez NOR is he actively campaigning against her. And Prachi should fucking…

I agree, kinda, but at the same time, if exposing this to the greater world gets someone to say, “I don’t have to live with this lump on my [neck|back|arm|foot] and I can feel better about myself and I’m not the only one” then I think that could be a net positive for the lives that can be changed by this.

I highly partial to the port of winer extractions.

1) Let not even go there with the whole DNC email bs, Prachi, ESPECIALLY with the Bernie Bros and that 53% of White women voted for Trump. Black women-you know, the ones who actually showed the fuck up to vote for a woman who could have started progressive policy and not turn our government into flaming dumpster pit-…

I have always had a strong preference for men my own height (5'5") and have rarely been attracted to anyone tall. The same way some women dismiss short guys, I never noticed tall ones. When I met my now husband, I was thrilled that he wasn’t turned off by my hairier-than-his Caucasian skin. Short Asian guys FTW!

Hetero female here. These aren’t automatically swipe left, but too many of them will get you bounced:

“Hobbies: Magnets”

Yup. I think almost all of the pic mistakes are gender-agnostic.

Hetero female and this is my favorite game to play.

+1 on group photos. Generally I assume if your lead picture is a group photo you’re probably the least attractive person in the photo or you would lead with a solo pic.

This seems especially counter-productive on the swiping apps, as you only possibly hear from people you’ve pre-screened anyway.

Add 7 being the typical sitting/standing on top of a mountain, who TF is even taking that picture? 

I’ll be real... probably the WORST thing you can put in your bio are eliminators. You know, things like “tall guys only” or “I prefer white women” or “I’m not into overweight people”, because the moment you find someone who personally doesn’t identify to your broadcasted desires but you’re still attracted to them...…

Oh man this is fun. Hetero female and my auto left swipes are:
1) “I love adventures.” I HATE ADVENTURES.

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

If you’re heterosexual, try switching your settings and searching though your own gender.

My profile was almost a direct copy-paste of Charlie Kelly’s dating profile from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but with my own pictures. I’m getting married to a gal I met through Tinder in October. 

Although, do we really want this woman wandering the halls of an oncology wing telling sick people all they have to do is eat kale and pray real hard?

I feel like this girl should be on the hook for a lot more than just duping people directly. This kind of stuff, during the era she was doing it, contributed a LOT to the rise of fake news and fake science memes in social media, as if she was able to demonstrate how obsessively people could buy in to and share…