If this only serves to kneecap Trump again, I’m happy she did it. 

Mac Miller could be one factor. Or, as she watched the SNL taping on Saturday, she took a good look at who she was engaged to and realized that there are better options for her than this immature idiot.

“We will take that little kit and say—but we have to do it gently, because we’re in the #MeToo generation, so we have to be very gentle.”

But I don’t even have to wait!  Isn’t that a lovely gift for an impatient bitch like me?  

It’s disingenuous, of course. They know exactly why she did it. She’s running for president and is tamping down on some obvious potential attacks. It’s what literally every presidential candidate does.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

She is a parasite. 

What does basic mean? That she didn’t like the cool manly bands and movies he did?

Aparna Nancherla. Seriously. She is sooooo damn good.

But doesn't that say more about what a shallow person Ryan Adams is than anything bad about Mandy Moore? If he found her basic then and they didn't share interests, why did he marry her? He looks like even more of a dick now. 

I love it when asshole men out themselves as assholes. Thank goodness Mandy left him the hell behind.

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Hear, hear! That’s just misogyny, pure and simple. Elizabeth Warren has literally lived a Horatio Alger story, and now devotes all of her time and energy to making sure that money and influence and civil rights are distributed more fairly in this country. In the meantime, Donald Trump is a rapey parasite who has…

No no no no o nonoonononono

These men simply cannot stand it when a woman stands up to them. Meanwhile, an idiot like Trump, who failed at everything he did in life, gets their respect. They respect a man who bankrupted multiple casinos more than a woman who succeeded in her life.

For a military man, he certainly gets the vapors quite often.

“And because John Kelly was either oblivious, extremely sensitive, or simply didn’t care about the people (mostly Muslims) whom his agency was effectively locking out of the country—or some combination of all three—his takeaway was that Elizabeth Warren is a little mean.”

Today, I’m drinking to “mean girls” everywhere.  Keep holding their feet to the fire, ladies.

Nothing pisses powerful people off more than being held accountable by those they consider inferior. Kelly doesn’t seem to think women should be in positions of power, so when Warren calls him on his bullshit, he gets all pissy.