You paint with words and I wish you didn’t.

Aw, it’s nice your mom thought that. I would think he’s a murderer coming to kill my whole family in our sleep, but that’s the pessimist in me.

Plot twist: guy trying to break into your house is a demon hunter

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

Yes that one was excellent. I read it put loud to mrledeuce and he just shrugged. Like..  WHAT?! Just another thing he is objectively wrong about 

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeaaaaarrrrr.... (by which I mean the time I read these until I am too terrified to cross my living room to the bathroom)

You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

Seriously, the Republicans threw out all illusions of decorum or decency years ago. Time to get dirty. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

A couple months ago, after seeing my abusive ex at a show we were at, I told my husband about his raping me almost 20 years ago. It was the first— and only— time I had said the words outloud. I have been with my husband for over 15 years. Hell, it took me over a decade to even admit to myself that what happened with…

Ha! Graham unintentionally told the truth about Kavanaugh (before hastily correcting himself) - he said “for one thing, you’d be legitimizing the destruction of a horrible person - I mean, a horrible process and a good person...” (watch it at 4:57 in the video).

If we were the party of gun nuts and rape threats it would’ve happened already. All we got was that one guy with shitty aim at the softball game. 

The only other thing I’m thinking about is how much faster the NYT could’ve reported on this if they weren’t a sexist bunch of posturers

In about a year Lindsay Graham has gone from being reasonably calm and semi level headed to a complete raving loon of cartoonish proportions.

Right?

It’s really painful to keep hearing shit like ‘why didn’t you report it’ and ‘this good man’s life could be ruined by these accusations’ coming from the same mouths assholes.

On the one hand, I completely agree with Fonda that these guys need to suck it up and deal with the consequences of their actions BUT...on the other hand my heart kind of sinks when I see service work like this put down and disparaged. She’s right but there are a lot of human beings that find themselves having to take…

The Venn diagram of “conservative” and “sense of humor” has zero overlap for a reason.

53% of white women will not care about a little light perjury.

Yes.

Make no mistake about it - they are bullying someone who claims to have experienced decades of trauma after being the victim of a violent attempted rape, someone who, after agonizing over the decision of whether to come forward once Kavanaugh’s name was being publicized as a Supreme Court nominee, decided to remain…