I dunno, I also think a big part of it was so many people not believing he would be elected so they voted for Jill Stein or they didn’t bother.

Yeah, it sucks when they won’t let you have your underlings murder people, huh?

holy SHIT!

See, I think it’s true to feminist theory that no matter what her gender is, I’d want to punch her in the face. Equal opportunity face punching. 

I’m so confused when people want to sleep over. Go’on, get! 

EXACTLY! I’ve got a great therapist. Now to just find someone who will come sex me (well) without expectations.

I was hoping for more than this today. When is Jared going to jail? 

I am somewhat newly divorced after a 16 yr relationship and was so desperate to find someone new. Then I got a cat and realized I was just lonely and being single is actually pretty great.

Dolly is a national treasure. I fucking love this woman. AND I think Jennifer would also be a fun hang. Can I be the third instead?

But...they’re still getting everything passed they want passed, basically. Pence was also pushed on the administration by Manafort, so...

Rick Moranis! 

Right?! Typical chihuahua to me is little tiny yappy asshole. The one who lives above me terrorizes his cat roommates by chasing them in large circles around their apartment. I hate that dog so much that I whisper “I hate you” every time I hear him in the backyard. 

I prefer this version . https://open.spotify.com/album/07JfJ1jieRiSHxduXujrgO

We would like to know if it’s a real marriage, kthxbye.

It’d be totally rad if I were the kind of person that could be happy for an ex of 2 years getting engaged eight months after we split. Alas...

“For Mallory, who has also written of her refusal to discard Bill Cosby even in the wake of his rape trial...”

Oooooh I know this one! It’s because Rob already had a shit ton of followers, so rather than trying to get people to follow a sock brand because snoooooooze, he just used his own already existing channel.

No one OWES anyone sex. But yes, I feel sad for the people not sleeping with Lenny Kravitz. Myself included. 

I didn’t even win the lottery for the opportunity to buy tickets to her tour. IN AN ARENA. I love this woman.

I am wishing for that bone and I hope it’s splintered.