I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

THE RIGHT: These Leftists are rising in popularity. We must tear them down!

Celebrate women for having it together and being strong enough help others without labeling them as “co-dependent.”

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

lordy. the cynicism here is amazing. 

I know that Rudy had trouble finding collusion in the criminal code; hopefully he’ll have better luck with racketeering. (I SO HOPE WE GET TO FIND OUT. I AM GETTING GIDDY JUST IMAGINING IT.)

If Bernie runs again, he’ll be riding the giant meteor.

If this makes him an opportunistic grifter then the same has to be said of this site’s favourite politician that spent his career being “too cool for school” when it came to parties, then joined the Dems to run for Prez, and then immediately quit when it didn’t work.

If his current coterie hasn’t figured that out by now they deserve every tire track across their backs from the buses he’s going to fling them under.

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was…

I’m under the impression that Donnie has made a few people rich, hence the seeming devotion from his inner cabal, but to have two trusted advisors record conversations about you, and to publicly dismiss everyone who comes out against you (despite how long you employed them) as “kooky”?

Come on world.

Don’t worry, as soon as that happens the GOP will launch a dozen new investigations into Hillary’s e-mails and Benghazi.

*retreats back into torso*

<laughing gifs galore>

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

This really shows you how inept Trump has always been. All he had to do was treat his flunkies better, but like a comic book villain, he just ignored them once he became president and left them to rot, guaranteeing they would turn on him when they got caught for his crimes. A man that stupid is the president of the…

I so hope Michael Avenatti retweets that with his own contact information. 

Lanny Davis is the worst. That interview was on the radio as I was coming into work today, and I had to cut it off. This whole production is a collection of bad actors and second-rate narcissists.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Justin tells us ... there were “s****y people” involved in the original show, which ran for 6 seasons from 2006-10 ... and says the new cast is way better.