Holy shit! Is this a thing?! Currently divorcing a 43yo functional alcoholic. I didn’t know I was on trend.

All of the right are doing the ‘See, they are rapists’ bullshit.

Millenial Eeyores

LOL! Fucking droolers. Their blasphemy is the least of their worries. We’re ‘bout to take our country back and shove them back under the rocks they came from. Fuckers.

And they can’t even fucking get that right. According to the bible itself, Jesus totally did the thing he was executed for.

that the payment to Stormy Daniels was made “at the direction of” an unnamed candidate, with the goal of influencing the 2016 election. This unnamed candidate also, he said, directed him to violate campaign law.

This is a fucking awesome day, and no pack of whining Millennial Eeyores is going to ruin it. Huzzah and l’chaim, you all!

This started off as a crappy day and now it’s an awesome day. I’m going to savor this win for as long as possible. :)

Ugh. Two things:

It’s not just that the Stormy Daniels payoff was one of the charges, but that Cohen admitted that he and Trump paid her off for election purposes. That’s HUGE!

Manafort is going upriver! This means unless he turns on Trump and family, he will never again be out of jail. Except of course being transported to his September criminal trial in the filthy prisoner van.

Instead of saying they’re appealing, Manafort’s lawyer came to the MSNBC cameras, looking like death warmed over, and just said “we’re evaluating all our options”. Snitch, baby, snitch!

Hmm, perhaps they don’t need his cooperation due to the evidence they have, maybe?

As a completely defeated and broken Gen-Xer, one of my only bright spots in life is seeing today’s youth doing their thing. They will save us all. 

How about Madonna’s “tribute” to Aretha last night? (Dressed like the Illuminati Queen, no less.) I believe the tribute was titled “Me, Me, Me, Me!” I hope at the Madonna tribute at the VMA’s in 20 years, they trot out Flavor Flav.

Me reading Tran’s op-ed

Yaaaassss Loan, yaaaaassss.

Dear Lord, the first date. She actually dressed like it was a date while he looked like he rolled out of bed and threw on whatever smelled the cleanest. If someone can’t be fucked to put on something decent for a first date at a fancy restaurant then run. Being a rebound to his mistress isn’t something to strive for

Being a raging asshole on social media helped Donald Trump become president. I’m gonna guess he’s aware of the consequences of abusing people on social media, and he’s a big fan.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…