Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

No wonder she stole a car. She can’t even run for more than 2 feet at a time.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s not as complicated as you think. No one is paying attention anywhere, not driving, walking, eating dinner, nowhere.

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

Same goes with the drain plug, should not require a breaker bar.

If you can’t win a race and smoke a congratulatory bowl, what’s the use of living in 2018?

Thank the Lord this was not a game involving STL. That’s all I have to say.

My god the profile of that thing is so ugly. Holy crap.

Professional marathoners almost universally—except for Kawauchi—run one marathon in the first half of the year and one in the second, and maybe the Olympics or world championships in between in those years.

Terrible take is terrible. What if you want to commute to work, carry a family AND still do SUV things? I should buy 3 cars? Nuts to you.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

I’m a 25+ year sr. database architect in enterprise tech in the bay area. I’ve ran the database servers for some the biggest tech companies in the world. I was also homeless at 16 because of a father, who was an Oakland cop with a sealed juvenile record, that beat me. I never got past the 10th grade, I only have a GED…

Some people live in bum-fuck nowhere and are still scared of ink. If you live in a large city, you’ll see ink everywhere, worn by professionals.

“How is it an indicator of poor decision making?”

I just do not get it.

The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.

Oh those things are already there

It’s gotta be the Range Rover Classic, not because I own one though, just my unbiased opinion. They’re gonna be 6 digits soon, probably, I bet.