Fuck.
I lost my father two years ago to a brain tumor. The fade in comprehension was the hardest part.

I’ve got one of those “Feels” stories.

I had to fix brake lines on my grandfathers van after he died so we could sell it to pay for the funeral. One of the worst days of my life.

David has always been my favorite jalop writer, this just puts it even more over the top!

Lane splitting is illegal in my state, which makes me happy. You wait in line like the rest of us. I still see some ride in the shoulder during traffic jams, which is still very unsafe.

Fuck lane splitters. This is awesome.

I’m not sure how this necessarily makes sense. The key word I see here is “illegal” immigrants. I have no problem with people who want to immigrate to the US. I have a problem with people bypassing the system and taking advantage of government resources without the government knowing they are here. Does any other…

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Justice: Environment Destroys VW

It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

Let’s not be a dick about this

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

About nein dollars.

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

“Things sort of ended up with me behind the driver’s seat of his black-on-black Smart ForTwo chasing down a 624 horsepower Wraith through the streets of Berlin in the middle of the night.”

Sir, you seem to be lost. Can I help? Almost any other Gawkfeed will “star” this comment and celebrate your originality. In fact, if you leave Jalop now, you could be a hero here: http://fusion.kinja.com/

pretty much the ONLY car to have done it iirc