I know right?!?! We all know that anyone who owns or works in a business trying to make an honest living is really just a fascist and deserve no sympathy whatsoever when their livelihood is threatened by something they cannot control.

I know, right?!?! Foibles lives is a magic forest and eats only berries. Harumpf! No need for business! Forget them.

Letters to Doug or GTFO

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

The others have the advantage of....existing.

This needs to happen. I wanted to do it ever since I saw Rutdlege Wood do one.

I’ve seen this Craigslist scam before.

Lmao, if that’s what you think all rap/hip-hop is, then you obviously don’t listen. Maybe you should expand your horizons and actually give other genres a shot above what you just see on the surface. Go learn a bit about what you’re talking about before you try, and fail, to shit on it. And no, I’m not going to…

Anybody feel better now?

The best answer though I believe is dried onion soup mix.

Wait, how is he terrible? I get that its an expensive meal, but the guy lost a bet... How is he the victim here?

Every SUV and truck in my area already has YETI badging on it. Multiple manufacturers, too. It's weird.

Tampons should be on the list, no?

My wife doesn’t even have this amount of beauty product shit in the medicine cabinet.

“Try treating yourself sometime, you might find it actually feels good even if they are unnecessary.”

How about stuff for guys who pee standing up?

fify

Counterpoint: these are all unnecessary unless you’re trying to be a model or something. Just practice basic hygene and you’re fine.

Okay

A 5K isn’t “four times shorter than” a half marathon. A half-marathon is more than four times longer than a 5K. A 5K is less than a fourth the distance. God I hate it when people use the "x is y times LESS than" expression...