I still want one, though.

just about any BMW owner, because their owners dominate Instagram proving what we’ve all known that they are self absorbed, I’m better than you c0cks as the top gear boys would say. I don’t feel bad for them for having this rep, especially the ones who lease.

Timing belt and alternator on a 2001 Audi allroad. I did it slowly, working on it weekends over the course of a month, to preserve my sanity. When I buttoned it up, started it, and it didn’t set a check engine light for the timing being off a tooth is one of the better automotive moments I’ve had.

Glad to know you’re anti-American because you don’t approve of the soldier’s family background. Perhaps you thought only minorities and poor white folk joined the military? Scumbag.

D. B. Cooper is a media epithet popularly used to refer to an unidentified man who hijacked a Boeing 727 aircraft in the airspace between Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington, on November 24, 1971, extorted $200,000 in ransom (equivalent to $1,160,000 in 2015), and parachuted to an uncertain fate. Despite an…

The worst thing about this song and video is Macklemore. -___-

Dat one hit wonder.

I feel sorry for people so locked into preconceived notions that they can’t imagine normal, calm, rational, non-paranoid people carrying a gun.

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

“Michigan has a law that says a person who converts something is liable to the owner for treble damages. Your stereo was stolen while in this shop?”

I’m glad someone bespoke up for him.

i win, next.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

Daniel Tosh is worse at comedy than Andy Dalton is at playing QB.

No, it can’t be done safely. Maybe 98% of the time theres no harm, but you can’t plan for when that 2% happens. Put the phone down.

ah, yes, the ol’ comment without watching the actual video post.

It should never be a option. Stop texting and driving.

So if a quarter of the accidents are wholly or partly due to cellphone use, isn’t that a clear explanation? The article doesn’t say how many of those involved deaths, and the person quoted in the linked piece claims it’s hard to “tease out” the correlation, but if you took them out of the equation entirely, it could…

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.