PANAMERA.

Last night I was downtown, in Toronto, with a buddy, discussing cars over two nice cups of Americano. We were playing some soft ambient jazz, sitting on the patio of a popular cafe down near Yonge street. The atmosphere of the city was sublime - you could have taken a spoon and scooped up the elegance emitting from…

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Wait a minute....am I not allowed to hope that a serious allegation about a player that I am a fan of is false? Please tell me where I went wrong, oh great white knight of deadspin!!

Plus I only paid $80 for the Tercel :)

Been preaching this concept for years!

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Gotta go with the Harley straight pipes.

so cool that we got rob corddry to come on the show

Haha holy crap. OK. I’m dumb.

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The greatest songwriting team in the history of music is Bob Dylan and whoever brought Bob Dylan his cigarettes/speed/weed/220-221 whatever it takes.

I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny?

short sleeve button up shirt smh

It says that now after you edited it. You added “empty” and changed it from 35 to 25. Feel free to deny, but you know what you did.

Cool, so you’re that guy tearing ass through a parking garage. Thanks a whole lot.

Last December I was in some shop - cannot remember - that wasn’t playing Christmas music and I gushed to the employees about how fucking thankful I was for the respite and they were like “yea fuck Christmas music.”

As a former retail worker myself, fuck Christmas music.

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

The results? Drinking green tea was associated with a 23% lower risk of dying from any cause in women and 12% lower risk in men.