Sorry, I can’t help but notice that this isn’t a car.

Love cycling with a passion, hate critical mass with a deeper one

Or you know, whatever the media tells you that the military does.

Makes everything better from soup to popcorn

No, it can’t be done safely. Maybe 98% of the time theres no harm, but you can’t plan for when that 2% happens. Put the phone down.

Why would I want an X-Earth?

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I am truly jealous

More like Russia

Came for this, left satisfied. *hat tip*

straight across?

THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE

YES YOU ARE

All of these have way too many ingredients for a drunk-me to attempt. Chop an onion? Who am I, Emeril Lagasse?

WOOOOOO! High Life! It’s may favorite too. There’s nothing better after a long day than opening up the fridge and hearing a buncha glass bottles lightly clinking against eachother.

The thing hauls ass, has three locking differentials, and opens up to reveal wieners. It’s basically a Mercedes G55 AMG

60 second manual lesson:

I feel ya. I was finally able to admit that I don’t enjoy craft beer as much as “normal” beer. Some of them are so intense that 12 oz. seems like an overload. My favorite beer is high life in glass bottles. I came to this conclusion after talking to a beer snob that told me “if you don’t like to drink it, then its not…

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