Went to a local dirt track with my old Acura 1.6EL, forgot my drivers licenses. They wouldn’t let me in.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Dominos has drastically changed their pizza quality. I used to despise them, and would refuse to order from them, but now their pizza tops most other joints. Is it the best pizza in the world? No. Is it worth ordering on a fancy? Absolutely.

Well, this just ended way under budget, and it screams “surprise first date.” I think I misunderstood the task.

1.5psi strikes again!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I can’t help but notice that this isn’t a car.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

Shut up, Hippy!

Exactly! That’s why, when they catch someone doping, they ban them and strip their results, because they’re totally ok with it!

PRESS IT

Bridge doesn’t go to the island, friend.

I’m sure they’ll rebound from this.

Nice to see something good happen to Dustin Diamond for a change.

Actually the wave is awesome.

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

Yeah! It was such a shitty investment that he got twenty years of joy out of it. FFS, it was a race car not an investment vehicle. selling to fund retirement is probably a nice way of saying “I’m getting too old for this shit”

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Love cycling with a passion, hate critical mass with a deeper one

Critical Massholes.