You mean I can’t get Egg Rolls fortune cookies in China, I call SHENANIGANS.

im actually feeling kinda sorry for the guy.... waiting for 10 days shows some serious dedication...its almost endearing..

Keanu knows that feel, bro.

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

Aren’t those the wheels from the A-Team van? Maybe he's just out there surviving as a soldier of fortune, waiting for someone with a problem that no one else can help?

Please no singing just give me Cash Cab I miss Ben Bailey.

But what about the Jewtrails?

Years ago I found the easiest way to determine which people on social media I didn’t want to be friends with. You posted one serious thing about chemtrails and boom unfriended, as well as anyone with anti-semitic stuff, but anti-semites and chemtrail conspiracy seem to go hand in hand.

I was just having a similar thought. In Australia, it’s not unheard of for trucks to be lifted 3-4 inches, and have baskets of stuff on the roof.

I can only imagine the bro truck getting plowed by this giant fucking bus.

#GetRekt

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

As “that guy” who works on his cars both in rentals and now my own home, I have to say I agree with everything you said. I am very conscious about how my home appears to my neighbors. Hell, I am the current president of my neighborhood association!

Bro truck mentality is why America cant have nice things like this bonkers and brilliant idea.

Wait, you’re allowed to consider both sides of the issue? Are you sure? I was told that’s against the rules of the internet.

I am prepared to be flamed.

Rolling coal for extra credit douche points.

Once, I tried to drive into my garage while completely forgetting that I had my mountain bike on top of my 9-3 Viggen......it didn’t go very well.

Bro would have his 6" lift quickly and forcibly reduced to stock height

God forbid you have a bike rack and bike on top of your car.