Grand Theft Auto the crime not the video game. What are you, 12? You can't just take a car because the keys are in it. 

Grand Theft Auto 😬

Exactly! I tell people "do you help me clean?" "no" "then don't help me dirty it" 

The amount of screen flexing on the Lucid is insane.

Yeah, my MKIII Supras had 4.3 gears and 5 speeds. 70mph was almost at 4,000 RPM! 

I had 3 MKIII Supras and a Manual IS300, and they all had 5-speed manuals with reverse right and down, then I got my 6 speed Mazdaspeed 3, and to reverse, you physically press down on the knob, then left and up. Took a while getting used to, but now I wouldn't have it any other way. 

Now you can smell all the poop without smelling car exhaust. 

It started the mini HP wars. The Camry V6 at the time had around 180hp. Then this thing rolled out with 240

Automatic climate control. It can never get it right! 

So glad my cars are old enough to not have vital components integrated. My 1st gen Mazdaspeed3, my 2012 Ford Escape and my wife's 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt all have Eonon systems I installed myself and they do only what we need and nothing else. 

Love remote start, but my Mazdaspeed3 is manual so that’s a big no-no.

As much as EVs weigh, the whole train would tip over on its first corner 

Love my 2nd Gen, and you should, too

I’m 5'6" and I can fit anywhere!

I hate Wranglers because the owners think they can traverse a post apocalyptic world with a lift kit and angry eyes grilles.

Pininfarina headlights look like this

The MKV Supra would like to have a talk with you 

Too bad I missed this one, but the early 2000s Chevrolet Impala is fucking awful.

Stanced cars.

“Act your wage"