Very nice!

“Hub caps you.”

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

105K miles on my E39 M5 and not one issue outside regular maintenance and a few minor leaks. Right now I’m almost done putting in a new water pump (slight leak), thermostat, and temp sensor (throwing a code).

You may need this.

They make WIFI OBDII readers as well now, although I never saw a use for them. They were advertising one here the other day, seemed kinda useless to me....then.

or just cut the brake lines

The same can be said about this particular Top Gear cast.

Without realizing Marvel already did that, and called it Guardians of the Galaxy.

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

Maybe its Geoff?

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

Party hearty, Audi!

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude:

Was that beer brewed with formerly extinct species of grain that Audi lab techs cloned and grew on the company dime? Because 14K for suds is outrageous.

Unless "beer" is codeword for hookers. Then...still.

That Jetta already went on VWVortex to tell his "kill" story against that Ultima.

Bloody, look away.

They are eliminating emissions by never actually producing the truck.

“I’M LONELY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NOBODY CAN STAND MY BODY ODOR LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PASSENGER IN MY CAR, WHO WOULD EVER FIND THIS INVENTION USEFUL?”

That’s what you sound like.