I'm six feet away from Nerlens Noel, want desperately to breath on his neck... settled for pics #Sixerstalk
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Probably the most offensive part of this is Pablo's drawn foul.
It's at this point that he gives in to momentum and just plunges into the crowd, his useless legs the only part of his body visible.
That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.
Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup
This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.
The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.
It isn't Tebow. Trust me, I would know.
Bare Ass Illustrates Again
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Galveston, oh Galveston
I still see your brown eyes showing
I still hear your tailpipes crowing
You were a cheeky one
I miss your cleft, Galveston
Galveston, oh Galveston
I still hear your haunch-meat preaching
While I watch them breeches breaching
Good, clean fanny fun
Ham-steamin' Galveston
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Just showing off the beads he won.
Anyone who would argue on favor of a charge call on a made basket to tie it in the closing seconds is obviously a pedophile, or from Florida (but I repeat myself).
So... you're completely wrong about your interpretation of something, so because you're completely wrong, the thing you're completely wrong about is stupid—and you're actually right because of reasons completely unrelated to your original point.
This is a disgrace, both to Nascar and America.
Will Gregg Popovich ever be animated?
You really can't fault Montero for getting traded to the Mariners. I mean, as far as I can tell, he's off to a great start competing on the biggest loser.
Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?
team USA was going to leave a note but didn't quite know how to end it.