"Sorry, Kevin, I know how you feel. Every time I want some cookie, I end up with cock and balls."

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Try: No Compensation for Academic Athletes.

It's pretty outlandish to come to the conclusion that your team takes priority over the fans. But I suppose Farrell does have a wild streak.

"he had no damn idea what to do with his hands."

You would think the NFL would support furthering the science on CTE seeing as their organization is non-prophet.

Sajak: Have you seen the new Cub mascot?

"I may have a law degree, but I think like a criminal"

"judged on his own merits."

With rising food prices worldwide, the job markets stagnating, education costs going up, etc.; it's a shame to see a teenage mother using superfluous quotation marks.

I'm glad to see things were worked out between Weir and Voronov. The best way to resolve tension at home is with a happy ending.

"...alleged Weir had bit Voronov..."

"I fucking hate myself."

"It's that combination of potential energy and instinct that's always allowed Morrison to work his way onto benches and D-leagues that nobody else can get to."

Who's Even Running The Canucks Right now?

Dilla Up All Night!

Run the Jewels is coming to San Antonio on 3/22 for the Maverick Music Festival. I've got my "VIP" tickets ready.

Well, the WWE has been trying to soften their image.

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We're Still Trying To Figure Out Why Stamos Was There