my little bastard does the same. and he is not circumcised so there's the little extra step.

"Let the beatings begin!"

omg, I want this made into a Lifetime movie. (((hug)))

Thank you for this

I enjoyed that Sam Elliott impression.

Never been while I was with my man, but have been a few times while I was holding my child's hand which infuriated me. The first time it happened my son was 4 and after I gave that douchenozzle a hefty middle finger, my son asked what that meant. *sigh*

Ugggggggghhh. Bring a redhead. Last year I got, "I'd like to have me a slice of that carrot cake." It made me so furious, but also scared and preyed upon that I just went home a cried.

Grunge still is my fashion and Chris Cornell is still my #1 celebrity fuck. *sigh* yep. haven't updated since 9th grade.

Prince has lost TWICE?!!!! Fuck this, I'm out.

I'd allow it from Milla Jovovich and Iman. Anyone else would just annoy me

i liked that article. i don't understand the Beyonce worship

Woman is worried about dogs ending up at a pound, but she breeds dogs rather than encouraging people rescue dogs FROM A POUND. Really hate breeders. Really do.

I saw a baby in a onesie that said, "Hung like a 5 year old" and I immediately thought of that baby with a large penis and just bllleeeaaaaarrrgghhh.

Yeah, I'm Texan. I didn't know hot tea existed until I moved to Philly.

I get that a lot. The "I wish more vegans were like you" bit. After a decade of this, I have learned that you catch more flies with honey...er....well, agave nectar than with vinegar.

right? I mean, breastmilk? nothing creepier.

I'm vegan, not GF and I kinda wish my "creepy" (whatever the fuck that means) vegan cupcakes weren't automatically made with GF flour, which tastes like sawdust, because now everyone just assumes that if you are one, you are totally the other.

I honestly have no idea why you think vegans are smug and "butthurt"? I don't even know what that means.

I really LOVE glitter but...what if it got in your eye? Seems like it would be painful.