Oh yes, that sounds much more enriching for those otters than being in their natural environment. 

Yep, zoo animals are bored *now*

I remember as a kid learning that Smurfs are 3 apples tall and being really creeped out. When I imagined them like 1 plum tall, they were cute, and then 3 apples tall was when I said “ight I’mma head out.”

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

If I do die alone, and if I am lucky enough to be the person to a cat or cats at that time, I hope they consume me, ’cause I won’t be putting their kibble/canned food out and I don’t want them starving.

You've never had a dog, or a pet? Or did you get up this morning an decide to be an arsehole? Ffs!

Why would someone let their kids around if the person is not related to them.

Hey incel assholes:

Family courts are extremely biased towards fathers, who even when abusive get custody in most cases:

OK, but like my bras have several hooks - at least two rows and two columns (so 4-6 hooks usually, of which I need to use 2-3). If you are trying to clasp it behind your back, how do you make sure you are hooking the right hook onto the right loop? This seems unnecessarily complex.

I am 43 years old, so I have had my boobs longer, and I firmly believe you a so fucking wrong about this. Hook it in the front! I will gladly die on this hill.

UGH. You know you’re right. Sorry to generalize but today I hate ALL MEN.

when she was 14-years-old

14 year old son is just tearing through the Vaseline and the body wash these days, huh?

Not a rape.

Kitten heels aren’t somehow more comfortable because they’re shorter and stubbier than a regular-ass high heel. The twist? They’re still heels! If you don’t believe me, please try the following experiment.

Oof, live animals should not be used as entertainment props. I don’t know how powerful baby chimps are, but the adults can rip your face off! I live in Connecticut where that exact thing happened and we hear about it on the local news all the time!

All right. Now that I'm finally home, here's that response I promised you. Warning to everyone: it's about to get loooong-winded and rambling and has nothing whatsoever to do with makeup or plant biology.

Why is that creepy? Pegging as a sign of dominance is a large part of many BDSM relationships.

What the fuck? No. Dominance and submission is not "creepy," thanks very much. Power play is very much interwoven into sex, and conflating penetration and domination is a part of our culture. whether you like it or not. The healthy relationships are the ones that can actually be aware of this and use it to their…