The response to this is stupid and I’m on the writer’s side.

Been vegan 20 years. I don’t care about cross-contamination because I’m not a health vegan or a purist. I care about the number of animals affected and cooking it on the same surface doesn’t affect the number of animals killed. So it’s vegan insofar as the product contains no animal ingredients and this person can…

There is no period in Dr Pepper 

Given his penchant for buying animals, this dog was most likely “purchased”, not “adopted”.

My son’s last name is hyphenated with my name LAST. I built that child with my blood and tissue and I made sure MY take took the dominant spot. I also made his grandparents cry, so win-win

Uh, you should see the tome I leave for my cat sitter.

i feel attacked

Bless you for the work you do.

My son is autistic and he washes his hands thoroughly as well but I wasn’t offended by what she says because there probably are lots of autistic people who do not wash their hands and I never felt she was making a broad statement on ALL people on the spectrum.

I was the bouncer for my uncle’s funeral. My aunt did not want my mother there and I promised her she wouldn’t be. Went off without a hitch

I’ve been doing the female cenobite beauty trend for years already

I want nothing. I want to be ignored. I don’t want a compliment, I don’t want a ‘hello’ I don’t want a comment on my tattoos, nothing.

I was recently asked to do a boudoir shoot for free for a editor of an online lifestyle site so she can “write about the experience”.
Sure, lemme tell my landlord I am paying her in “exposure”.

I don’t monogram anything because it makes it more difficult to donate. I guess it’s fine if you think you will own that item until it falls apart. I know someone who monograms her son’s clothes and toys and then takes it to charity with her son’s name emblazoned on it.

I love my boyfriend’s tuft. I often rub my face on it and I told him I want to be reincarnated as a flea so I could live there. #sorrythatgotweird

Yo, we ate that

This is difficult for me, and probably people who know me will charge me with going light on Bowie because I love Bowie. But that’s not it. I was also a “mature for my age” 13-16 year old who had sexual contact with older men. I was never pressured by them ever. I instigated it. I loved and don’t regret any of my…

As a child I went to aquariums and circuses and zoos. Sure, it’s neat seeing these incredible animals up close. But at what cost? A moment for us at a zoo, a lifetime of misery for an elephant.

Sweet, my kids' names - Brooks and Phoenix, are neither on the popular list nor the hipster list.

I hear ya. My grandparents are awful. To wit: