I don’t think there are enough chemicals in the world to get me through this, although I do partake in a natural remedy that helps a ton; unfortunately, it also hinders my ability to work, so I have to save it for nighttime. That leaves way too many unmedicated hours during the day.

He makes Dubya look like a fucking Rhodes scholar. This is the same Dubya who didn’t know how to put on his rain poncho at the inauguration.

For far too long, democrats have been believing the Beauty and the Beast bullshit that if they are nice enough and perfect enough, the monster will stop being a monster. But as anyone who has been in an abusive relationship knows, the more you give, the more they demand.

It doesn’t feel like it... it is exactly that.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

As a Bernie supporter that was realistic enough to vote for Hillary “just in case” (even though I live in California and there was basically no way it would matter here): yeah, keep pushing the DNC line about how Bernie and Stein supporters fucked all of us. They were definitely the *real* problem. /s

I’m not advocating for abstinence, but I do wonder how all these men would feel if their wives and girlfriends began taking the whole “abstinence is the best method of prevention” advice to heart and started a No-Sex Protest against them until they changed their minds.

I have to work :( I am fucking devastated.

So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

I will never ever ever see this movie. There aren’t enough nevers and evers for me to express just how emphatic I feel about not seeing this movie.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

PREACH. I voted for HRC in California even though I didn’t like her. And why didn’t I like her? Because her history shows a willingness to abandon minority communities for political expediency.

Even if only from a PR standpoint, how does anyone think this is a good idea?

Watching Rick Ross hit on Martha Stewart was not a thing I knew I needed until I had it, and it is PERFECT.

I shamelessly love Martha. And their show has really grabbed me. They’ve had quite a rapport since he guest starred on her show several times. I love them together.

I am so charmed by Snoop and Martha’s friendship. They are so cute together.

Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.

Time machine? I’d fuck him now.

Conversely the DNC could have picked anyone but Clinton and been running away with it a landslide.