but, like, I’m okay with it??

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

Yes.

This one made me laugh. Good work.

I know this isn’t a contest between Jezebel and Deadspin, but...you all are winning.

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

I know exactly what you mean

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

American ladies if one of these piece of shit fucktards does end up becoming president I will start a Go Fund Me for women to come to Canada and have abortions here. I think ladies around the world would donate money so that women can have safe abortions. I would also set up some sort of organization to arrange places…

And for balance:

I actually kind of wish more people thought of it that way. Nothing wrong with devaluing a thing that has no value to you.

That’s what is scariest about him imo. We have no idea where he really stands on anything. His presidency would just be him waking up and saying, “Hmm, what do I feel like doing today? Pushing for education reform, or creating a national registry for Muslims? LET’S FLIP A COIN, MELANIA!”

I’m most intrigued by that XOJane letter. From what I gather, this person worked as a strategist for Trump because she didn’t expect him to win and thought of him as a “protest candidate” who would presumably steer the Republican party in an even more racist direction. And then he becomes the presumptive nominee and…

Is... Is that Ted Cruz that pops out at lower right?

Can I bring special attention to the fact that he never once says that only women menstruate? He repeatedly uses gender-neutral terms and I really want to fist bump him over that.

Whatever. I love him. Lots of girls and young women do experience shame and embarrassment and yes, stigma around periods. He’s clearly aware of this and wants to help. He’s young and (over)enthusiastic maybe, but I can’t find it in me to snark at someone who seems to be genuinely trying to do a good thing.