I know this one is obvious, but I sound so much like my mom that both my brother and my father can’t tell us apart on the phone (I live with my parents.) Now they both immediately ask “Is this Esme? Or Mom?” but they used to just start talking at rapid speed to whomever they thought they had on the phone. I used to…

I discovered I have a niece because I saw a little girl IDENTICAL to me as a child playing at the mall - lo and behold her father is my half brother.

Oh, man. Yeah I have like 10 half siblings (could be more, who knows??) because my (estranged) father was a total wreck, and sometimes when I see people with similar faces and coloring, I wonder. Doesn’t help that I know they would all be living in this same part of the country as me.

I did once when I was around twelve. I was in a store with my dad, and he pointed to some random girl and said “she looks just like you!” I turned just in time to see my twin—height, hair color, build—walking away from me. I never saw her face and that made it even spookier.

You do your own eyes so much better than they did!

I met my doppleganger once 15 years ago. I was a food delivery driver. I walked into an office building and this woman started talking to me like I worked there. I was really confused until I realized that she thought I worked there because I looked exactly like another person who worked there. The weirdest thing was…

Agreed. She looks the same and yet more awesome.

So, you may not THINK you're a D, but most people are probably actually a bigger cup size/smaller band size than they actually wear/think they should wear. Don't trust Victoria's Secret. Personally, I'm slim, ~130 pounds, and I am chesty but not like "oh my god my boobs are taking over my torso" and I wear an 28H cup.…

So, you may not THINK you're a D, but most people are probably actually a bigger cup size/smaller band size than…

I thought the same thing. He seemed miserable. It is terrible that she abused her position as a teacher to totally brainwash this kid. She seems like pure evil.

I watched this shitshow last night. Mary Kay continues to be batshit Disney-princess delusional, and poor Vili seems to hate his life. Well, not his daughters. He seems like a good father, and I think it’s great that the girls seem so well-adjusted. But man … if his facial expressions are any indication, he fucking…

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

I feel like you totally stole this from the plot of some rom-com I can’t remember. I feel like now you need to try to track him down, experience a series of hijinks, and then fall in love all over again. It’s the right thing to do.

I was the ONLY friend in my circle who didn’t have a date to prom; which was fine since I had the type of girlfriends who couldn’t give less of a fuck about that sort of thing. We would all dance with each other’s dates and made it more of a communal experience.

My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

Aw, LeBron brought a tear to my eye. It wasn’t the most eloquent of eulogies, but it was heartfelt and real. Maybe he’s not a soulless corporate automaton.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

Being from Cincinnati I followed this story a little closer, it’s completely fucked. 19 year olds shouldn’t die of cancer. That kid did more good in her last 6 months then some lazy assholes do in their entire lives. Fuck cancer.

It's strange, because I think makeup can look fabulous, but throughout this whole series I almost always prefer the makeup-free face to the made up one. Maybe this is because I rarely wear makeup myself? But it's actually nice to realize that bare faces can look great.

I love the shadow on Connie! It has inspired me to do it up with purple shadow this weekend.

This is the first week where I genuinely think all the girls looked prettier in their before photos. They're all beautiful, so they looked great in both, but I think I prefer the more natural look right now.

I like. Don't get lipstick. I've seen many women look TOTALLY AMAZING in it, but I don't... understand it? How…