He was just demonstrating how to properly say the car's name... "I-BENT-a-DOOR"

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

Imagine cross-country bus patrons wearing suits and ties... If this happened today I think someone would call the cops.

Sad dash is sad...

The irony of the trucking company name...

It is a great car, specially since it's basically German engineering at Spanish prices, but I'm sorry, less asshole?

Owning a black car, I have always hated when the trees and plants have sex all over my car. I always tell them to get a room, they never listen.

I get what you're saying, and you're right. But in this case liberals are, generally speaking, absolutists who don't want to compromise. I don't see conservatives calling for public transit to be abolished. I do hear liberals openly talking about taking steps to eliminate cars altogether. And they're doing so by…

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So even their Tanks have Dash cams?

"Hey, Guy, I'm not your Buddy if you do this."

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Well, in order to date one you have to be related to them, so there's that...

Hi my name's Brian.

You had to go to the dealer to change a light bulb?

WANT.

Cops: Get out of the tree

...but it does appear that the couple have made peace with their dealer and the war is over.

Close, but I suspect it's more like:

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