I have to save the burn if I’m going to have an afterburn

defending erections not erecting defenses

Oh Lockheed Roberto, pummel me with your long-range missiles until I run away and form a political vacuum.

Sponsored Contents not Cluster Bomblets

YES!

It’s a cost-cutting measure. When all the operators are located centrally in a parked motor home, you only need to hire one political officer.

Does that mean she didn’t pass her driving test?

When two soldiers in a civilian car enter your area, there is no reason to attack them. They fled the vehicle because it was firebombed. Had they not attacked them, no one would have been hurt. Let’s not act like the Israelis went in with tanks and prompted this response.

We’re talking about 2 people in a Jeep. Hardly an invasion force.

I totally agree with you. Arabs have no place to talk. They have been trying to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth since 1948. Their incompetence and failure in the battlefields does not wash away the fact that they are the true aggressors.

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

I call them sand Nazis, because that’s what they are.

I’m 12.

You're right. Calling Hamas desert creatures is too polite.

That makes me moist in places I forgot I had!

I’ll take a Polo. Trust me, the Fiestas are shit. My 2012 is so fucked it’s funny. Seriously, my service writer laughs when I make an appointment. And it’s not because I’m mysteriously entertaining.

At this rate, Saudi Arabia’s going to need to get in on the consumer side of oil to keep demand up.

Comfort is Russian.