FTFY

They'd have to remove their heads first though.

Essentially free energy as long as everyone's willing to walk around with a rubber tube up their ass.

"In fact, customers are financially responsible for any damage or theft that occurs during a rental transaction". I'd assume once it's on your property and you have the keys, and I'm at home in bed, the rental transaction has been completed.

Just think of all the money he saves on Swiffer pads. Frugal indeed!

Oh god, won't somebody please think of the Pandas!?

I'm pretty sure that movie was about selling a Jeep.

I'll just leave this here:

I lost my shit when he fell off the roof. +100

1: take out loan to pay taxes
2: sell R8
3: pay off loan
4: buy C7
5: profit

V6 or V8?

Kate Upton is single, don't give up hope.

Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

Shoot first, get the union to cover your ass later.

I should tell no one anything.

They call it Climate Change now so they can say whatever happens is that.

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.