Unoriginal thought: Miro Satan should have played for the New Jersey Devils.

All that tweet response says is that J.J. admits he is a sad, sad man.

That’s Drew’s article

I take the Chris Rock position here: you shouldn’t get praised for things you’re supposed to do.

[...] Marshall’s lawyers argued that discussion about his borderline personality disorder should be excluded from the trial because “the Defendant’s mental health generally does not make it more or less likely that he punched Plaintiff,” as well as concerns the jury will think the disorder “leads to violence.” The…

Well, where it gets cloudy is how you still graduate after your fourth year, even if you do decide to take a fifth. If being out of high school means graduating with a diploma, he might have a legal case

The only possible party getting charged is Sigmundur Davíð. Iceland had a recent economic crisis, and previous to his election, the government demanded economic accountability. Everyone else is getting off clean (probably), but if you want to watch someone burn, he’s your bet.

Whenever some oil company executive’s third wife needs to pick up her spiteful stepdaughter after a dressage competition, you’ll be there. Whenever Justin Bieber needs a new ride after crashing the last one in a coke binge, you’ll be there. Whenever a Kardashian—any Kardashian, even one of the lesser ones—needs to…

and in a more cold-blooded way, think, “How can I help other people?”

When I get older, I’m going to Bovine University.

I think Team Europe might involve players from Slovakia, Switzerland, Norway, Germany, and Anze Kopitar (Slovenia).

There’s a story in scouting circles about one first-round pick a few years back who filibustered for the entire 15-minute interview, only allowing teams to ask a single question.

There’s definitely nothing wrong with enjoying the season. However, there’s a decent comparison within the NHL from 20 years ago: the Red Wings set the all-time wins record with 62, and yet, lost in the Conference Finals. Much of the same Red Wings core is there, but people speak more fondly of the teams that…

He’ll probably replace Dellavedova in a few years.

The boob-bet actually happened, and for only $100k!

The first production model has already been consigned for Snoop.

Sources say he’s borrowing Mosgov’s bear for transportation.

Russell Wilson’s magic water is better than I thought!