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I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin. Read more

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl… Read more

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its… Read more

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Joe Westworld Read more

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough: Read more

So, even by the mid 1890s, modern utility bicycle frame designs were in place - really drivetrain and brakes are where the innovations happened. Read more

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997! Read more

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

I demand to know: Read more

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

But what if they did?.... Read more