Weren’t the Bengals the ones who asked Dez if his mom was a prostitute? Or did we just assume that question came out of Ohio?

Partey hard.

Just buy him a football, teach him how to throw it, and watch as he gets the karmic reward of having to play for the Bengals.

And last year, I saw a mint, well-preserved, black 1980s Mazda 626 sedan making its way down Strada Statale 583 near Bellagio, Italy, bearing Maryland plates.

Still holding out for the Bricklin SV-1, if only to hear about a bunch of Canadian stereotypes (who knows, maybe you could take it to a Flyers game).

+1 VANOS failure

It is about this time when a) I stop replying, and b) I sign up their e-mail address for the Rick Santorum mailing list.

That car you’re nursing through every drive. Honestly, if I bought a McLaren F1 GT right now, all my friends would get a shot to drive it in some way. I don’t think they should be kept from it. However, if my daily is a car that I have to shift in a specific way because the engine will stall otherwise, or if I have to…

I am Spartacus!

To be fair, you’re not hitting Cam like that. If you hit Cam high, you’re just going to bounce off (at least if you’re Joyner).

“What an outstanding, law-abiding citizen.” - Greg Hardy

At the end of every story, I try to imagine the server does one of these:

You’re likely right. I doubt this is done, though. As you’ve pointed out, this is a big deal for Duke, and they’ll do whatever they can to try to overturn the results. I doubt the ACC will yield, though.

Just curious: Could Duke have officially protested directly to the refs after the final conference was made? If so, would it have mattered?

I stopped watching way before that point, but yeah, as a 49ers fan, I’ll agree with you.

Little did Warren know that the woman in his story went on to become the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Great post Dave, and great job getting the video out there. The cynical side of me believes that this video wasn’t too hard to get; rather, nobody has asked for it. Which makes this post even more important.

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