Harper: Do you want to know the terrible truth, or do you want to see some dingers?!

I hope this goes into production, if only to see how confused HOAs will be about their existence.

Kaep looked like the playcalling restrained his talents, though. I wish they would have tried to stretch the field with the passing game, especially considering they just spent an assload of money on Torrey Smith, and Bruce Ellington can burn nearly anybody on the field.

I wish I were a multi-millionaire. I’d buy this, put good off-roading tires and wheels on it, and beat the hell out of it. And only after that would I drive it through a city.

Just a heads up: the penalty you discussed wasn’t an offside on Dallas. Rather, it was an offensive penalty (probably holding), but since the loss of downs on a mere 1 yard gain is more valuable than the ten yards taken away, they rightfully declined.

I’m curious: in the first story, did they tip for mini-Jesus? If so, that table—as weird as they are—is fine by me.

After Tesla moves to Germany...

That’s fair. Although I’m willing to bet a 6-10 season would change his mind.

He countered with “his win % is amazing”.

There is no speed at which a motorbike feels as fast, scary and on the razor’s edge as doing 20MPH on a road bike.

He’d have to be playing for Washington, right?

This means that it’s the perfect time for Ford to put out the new GT, right? You’ve got multiple versions of the new Mustang available depending on your wallet size, and sporty sensible options in the Focus RS and Fiesta RS. I know the GT is ridiculously expensive, but considering the GT350R should be somewhere in the…

MOTHERFUCKING NOWHERE

How often is Mattingly told to shave his sideburns?

This is actually a shot from the new BBC RPG, where Clarkson is a final boss.

He could suffer from hemispatial neglect, a condition in which suffers are completely unaware of one visual field. The guy would adjust in most tasks in every day life by turning his head, but because you need to look in a mirror to shave (effectively, at least), he would only shave one half of his face, and assume…

1. Find a small hill in a park. And by small, I mean something that is no more than two feet high, and doesn’t have a steep incline. Something where you can gain a modest amount of speed.

The Simpsons warned us!

It definitely wasn’t flooding. It was a closed course with a lot of run-off, and an instructor right beside him. From the pace of the video, the instructors were definitely patient with him, and exposed him to more speed and responsibility gradually. I’m willing to bet that they gradually exposed him over a couple…

Damn, my idea of testing in the most hipster areas of Toronto (Kensington Market, for example) isn’t going to work.