As someone born in Colombia, I get this once in a while as well.

Genghis Khan would obviously drive a Lamborghini LM200.

I can’t fit Niagara Falls on a vanity plate.

Pokemon Trainer Raphael wants to battle?

After seeing this footage, the driver was signed to a 2-year contract by the Philadelphia 76ers.

Maldonator doesn’t sound like an evil villain, but instead, someone who donates things that are woefully inappropriate, yet legal, to local schools.

Does somebody sell t-shirts with this on it? I want one.

As a 49ers fan, I cannot find a reason to disagree with you.

Willie Parker... I mean, it sounds like he did something important... with people watching... nah, I forget.

Nah, if you’re going to do that, go insane and take it to Montreal. You might know what Clarkson/May/Hammond felt like going through Alabama.

Nah, just a dumbass who confuses NHL seasons with each other.

Well, shit. My memory is going.

How many of those 54 points were with the Lightning, though?

He’s going back to the island of Rand McNally, where hamburgers eat people.

Would have had to be a while ago. Got laid off in the summer of 2013 because Aramark took over. Agreed about the concentration of real-life clueless people, though. Hell, lived with one for a while; he decided that leaving his laptop alone in Robarts to go to the washroom was a good idea.

It wouldn’t happen in a franchised location, but the location I worked at was within the UToronto Athletic Centre, where people might not know better.

I’m guessing Melissa worked at a Second Cup. I went through much of the same stupidity working at a campus Starbucks in Toronto. Most people are extremely confused when you tell them that you can’t prepare a double-double for them.

Stephen telling us all to grow up?

We can’t even begin to figure out the Maple Leafs. Considering the past few seasons for the Blue Jays, Toronto hasn’t had an easy puzzle as far as sports go. It’s why most Torontonians embrace sports nihilism.

The woman in Valerie’s story has a brilliant idea. Nobody would turn down an apology pizza. An apology pizza could end wars.