I've got two from the teenage years here:

Your dad is awesome. A star for hoon lessons.

I bet that #4 wasn't illegal for a good 40 seconds.

You should have tried the Springfield Elementary replacement method:

Roger Goodell: [gives a $5000 fine for uniform infraction]

That would just inspire Unsafe At Any Speed 2. Which would make it an instant hit.

That would bring back the spirit of the 930 Turbo as the Widowmaker.

I can't wait to see what happens when/if Renaultsport get their hands on this. This won't need much power, but even at 140 hp, this thing would be an awesome little screamer.

Roger Goodell with British Leyland. No better person to deny all the reliability issues.

Although I'm curious what they mean by memory loss (issues in consolidating memories to long-term vs. losing previous semantic and episodic memories completely), that inquiry can't take away from the fact that this is depressing. Good luck to John.

But terms like "chick cars" are discriminatory, just like saying someone runs or throws "like a girl." Hey, how does a girl run? Because the last time I checked, most girls out there can run and throw just as well as, or, actually, far better than, a guy. Watch almost any first pitch thrown by a male celebrity and…

There's a Jalop who recently got a Cadillac ELR for $47k. I know you can get a Volt for less, and the technology is much of the same, but with the upmarket interior and amazing looks, that price is actually a great deal. I forget the Jalop who got the deal, maybe he'll come around and post his write-up.

That sounds like a job for British Electric Systems!

Awesome, I remembered a Jalop bought it, but I forgot who. Glad to see an update!

If a picture of your former Merkur leaked both without its hood and with its bare diff, how offended/turned on would you be?

I love the idea of an Audi sedan that sounds like a Lamborghini, but at the same time, if I want a luxobarge, I want it to downplay its presence as well. This car is a great paradox...

Well, he made a good decision not to pass on Mantha last draft. I think that the more we look at it, the more Holland's draft decisions in the first round are crapshoots.

Disclaimer: If you get jail time after driving any of these cars in Virginia, blame Canada!

I'm so full of idiosyncratic automotive tastes that I'm probably the automotive-taste equivalent of a pervert. I've come to accept this, and now I delight in sharing my fixations with you. So, with that in mind, let's talk about one of the objects of my creepy attentions: the Brubaker Box.

The TVR Cerbera Speed 12 could have been a fantastic product if it didn't have enough power to break the dyno and be undrivable in basically any condition.