Mr. Burns forced into bankruptcy? Are they recycling plots now?

The taxes! The finger thing means the taxes

Wouldn't that just keep his career going?

Everyone is saying that the flight was re-routed to avoid a storm. And if the flight couldn't re-route in time, that could explain the downing.

Nobody's so sure anymore.

The only issue with trade rumors is that they're generally really flimsy to hope for. Mike Green would be a definite improvement for the team, but there are too many factors to rely on a trade to improve the defense corps. I'll agree with you about Holland though; while the Cleary re-signing is puzzling, he deserves…

Going to play backseat GM for a second, but I honestly think that Holland is depending too much on the cards he has in his hand now. This won't be harmful on offense; Zetterberg and Datsyuk, while old now, are still going to produce, Nyquist and Tatar will be great consistent scorers, Jurco and Riley Sheahan are both…

Curler LeBron, and I can die happy.

North Korea doesn't have "sheer, brutal firepower". The USA isn't thinking of sacrificing South Korea. In fact, South Korea can handle themselves in any conflict with North Korea, since their military budget ($33.9 billion/year) is only $6 billion less than North Korea's entire annual GDP ($40 billion/year, assuming…

Basically, Mazda has just announced an official Jalopnik holiday.

That's not any less believable.

Even after the nuclear apocalypse, cockroaches will build the Niva.

The funny thing about all this is that modern exotic car owners refuse to admit the cars are too fast for them to handle. They sit around, sipping wine (or, in the case of Lamborghini drivers, snorting cocaine), discussing the performance differences between their vehicles. "My car did 7:20 around the Nurburgring,"…

In a not too distant future, she will succeed you as our resident Beetle encyclopedia, Torch.

The quote from the Maple Leafs director of player development pretty much confirms what I've thought about hockey players for a while: dumb and boring. I'd be willing to bet that McDavid might fall a few picks if he had an opinion on anything.

I've always felt like the Acura EL (and the short-lived CSX, for that matter) was Acura thinking that we're either stupid, or we wouldn't appreciate an option for leather interior on a Civic.

Honestly? I don't think I can blame her.

I go to U of T, there are plenty of those here.