On the subject of running from the cop question, I have a (relatively lame) story about that. Back in high school, two friends tell me they're going to pick me up and we'd go play laser tag. Considering I lived in a condo complex, they were too lazy to go and find me, so I tell them to meet me in the parking lot of…

True, you're right about adding power leading to diminishing returns after a certain point. I was just being pedantic.

Well, the ZR1 was at 3.4 seconds to 60, so I'm confident this Z06 will top that.

I'd rather have her on my team over Maldonado.

I can't imagine they direct much traffic to begin with...

While it might be the best button ever, all it does is boosting the stereo's bass and pushing the equalization to the back speakers. Sadly, it doesn't instantly start a party with rolled down windows and a Champagne dispenser.

The only issue I'd have is if you didn't use paint that was easy-wash. Otherwise, that's actually how the Ontario MNR shoos bears away when they re-locate them. Except they use rubber bullets.

Yeah, I saw quite a few black bears when I worked in Northern Ontario. As soon as they hear you, they run. They really don't want to deal with humans.

+2JZ

Also, wtf Kinja, why did you quote the entire article? Now it's too late to edit.

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You don't sit on those seats, you strap yourself in and feel the G's.

In this case, they've found the perfect bogeyman in the Cadillac ELR, which is GM's Chevy Volt in a tuxedo and is, I think most people would agree, a pretty shitty product.

True, but to be honest, the Yaris is light and tossable (although only just). If the interior was a bit more welcoming, it would be cool, but otherwise, it just blends into the background.

As Clarkson said, there is two miles between your child and the tree they will inevitably hit.

They aren't nearly as bad as the Protege. I see many first gen 3s in good shape around Southwestern Ontario. I know rust isn't nearly as bad here as it is in Quebec, mind you.

The Mazda 3. Because you aren't the greatest driver, but hey, if you want to drop a gear and give it the beans, I will smile with you all the way. If you don't, I'll just be here being practical.

IIRC, he says he gained some of the weight back, but he's not as fat as he was before.

So Drew Magary about five years ago?