I forgot they demolished that earlier. That being said, Olympic Stadium has been falling apart for a long time, and Montreal still needs to tear that down.

The Silverdome still looks more welcoming than either the Metrodome or Olympic Stadium.

Were any of those five given the middle name 'Rex'?

Yeah, it's a bit ridiculous. His signing bonus will more than cover the payment on the car, and he took out the loan so he could make the gesture early on her birthday. It's touching.

"Hey daddy, why is our computer in the garage?"
"Because daddy needs to save money to pay off his loanshark, and he needs to use the car internet to go online, honey."

Hopefully a Jalop buys this. This is the Jalopnik mascot car.

That's a brilliant idea!

If it got any more suggestive, we'd have a Jalopnik/Fleshbot crossover. From Lexus with Orlove.

Jalops should vote on whether this stays or goes. I vote stay!

Pictured: Raph's o-face.

I'm not a road head expert, as I've never given road head, but I felt it was my journalistic duty to try and find out if it was possible.

Jaden Smith passes the Turing Test, but doesn't beat John Searle's Chinese Room Argument.

WHAT DRUGS AM I ON OH NO I HAVE AN EXAM IN TWO HOURS

Get pulled over. Because then random people on the road laugh at you, your friends won't let you live it down (unless they've been there before), and your insurance company will berate you like a concerned mother.

Same here, but then again, puck possession is the center of Mike Babcock's game plan, and always has been. I think the Red Wings' team build is the polar opposite of the Maple Leafs; to hell with grit and hitting, let's control the flow and play the game our way.

Chevy says that the new eight speed has super fast shifts and increased efficiency. It also makes the 2014's craptastic six speed auto immediately obsolete, which means people looking for a cheap C7 Corvette in a few months need to look no further than a 2014 with the autobox.

Because what else could be a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, and other Italian cars potentially?

MONORAIL!