He's bringing us love, let's break his legs!

Do you like moccasins? If so, there's a pair in your closet. If not, neither do I! Get the hell out of here!

There's this place called Marianne's Hammocks. The best thing about it is Marianne gets in the hammock with ya!

Don't know why it's not called Musk of Musk.

"You're mad, Musk. Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to drive electric for the rest of your life. And die."

Porsche is the most successful car company in the world from the business standpoint, but they do very few models...

I don't think less of the Camry, but there are better choices out there. No longer is the midsize market a complete desert of boredom. You can actually get something interesting and good looking in the segment.

...or, at least, that's what he wanted his wife to think.

In three days, we'll be the Lost Underwater City of Toronto. Well, not that lost, the CN Tower will be a buoy to show our location.

When I saw the Top Gear review of the Mono, I couldn't help but feel the body looks beautifully inspired by sci-fi. That's why, if I ever had the money, I'd paint mine in the Normandy (Mass Effect) livery.

If that isn't enough, there's always this.

Toronto's system, only second-worst in North America? Well, that's surprising.

Yep. The guy in the video is a former Jalop. I forget his handle, and I haven't seen him in a while.

May not be the most viral, but it shows you don't need to be in a car to hoon.

Good show, good sir.

Hah, I never noticed that.

Subaru 360. Apparently, a large percentage of them had to be thrown into the sea because they wouldn't sell.

Who knows, maybe a private owner will let you get a hold of one? (I don't know the ramifications of doing so, whether it will piss off Tesla)

Well, they bashed Elon, but they've always supported his ideas, and wished him luck in realizing his automotive dreams (and although they haven't written much about SpaceX, I'm sure Jalopnik envies that too). I don't know how much of a grudge Elon holds, but I'm willing to guess that it is less of a grudge than…