Hey Torch, did Tesla not let you drive it because of Jalopnik reasons, or otherwise? I'm still curious to read about a Tesla going through the Jalopnik review.

Probably not these ones. I'm guessing they are programmed to lose steam after a certain speed, and Torch said that something was holding back.

Apparently, the GNX and Syclone/Typhoon don't exist.

Jalopnik knows what everyone wants this engine to be in: A Prius.

"Now give [the ring] back."
"Give what back?"

— Robert Kraft and Vladimir Putin's conversation

Colder than Antarctica. And less welcoming too.

How Microsoft spins?

Well, the article says they barely left to see the outside world. I'm guessing they were ordered not to visit any of Cape Town in exchange for the rights to compete.

dat ass

GFWilliams, have I ever told you that I envy you?

It is true of the US prison system in general; there is a disproportionate population of minorities in prison compared to the US population. Does that mean this action is racial discrimination? We can't say for certain. But there still could be a case for discrimination against the reformed criminal depending on the…

Frankly, I just like looking at it. Any other Americans who feel cheated that we don't get the baddest Pug ever?

Branson, last seen on Jalopnik dressed as a beautiful, beautiful lady, apparently tweeted a note of congratulations to Bieber, who responded by saying he wanted to shoot a music video in space.

Everyone may be pissed, but Mazda, I salute you. This will get Mazda back into people's minds, and I think in a day, when the Mazda fans have calmed down, they'll laugh at the ad. Only because it proves, the answer is alwaysMiata.

Well, there's always this for McLaren engine porn.

6. Your parents never told you, but you were born a car, and we're going to review you.

By Harrison Ford.

Needs more dragoning. Or, are you saving it for the one special car?

We're on the right track. But a piano isn't enough. We need to go further. We need to watch it smolder. An explosion is cool, but is over too quickly. We need to cut it in half with thermite.

How horrible are we talking on gas?

It is both. I aim to drive a Lada Niva one day for shits and giggles.