I don't think many gave BMW flak for it when they ran it, but when a local car dealership in Southern Ontario ran a similar ad, they got their heads ripped off by everybody.

Ivan the Terra Bus is the best thing about it though, no matter how awesome the rest of it is.

"From now on, we're calling it Toyota The Player."

You know, Mike, Rob is just going to draft you the whole track and pass you on the very last corner on the very last lap to prove his point.

Just curious, where would that put the 8C then?

Toad in a 370Z could work. The S600 is too close to the S63 for Bowser Jr., but I could see him in a C63 or even an SLK.

Does Luigi get an Ariel Atom V8 then?

Actually, now this gets me interested. What real-life cars would be fitting of each character?

Toad: KTM X-Bow
Peach: Mazda MX-5 Superlight Concept
Yoshi: Subaru BRZ
Wario: 1991 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z
Donkey Kong: BMW M3
Bowser: Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG

I covered that with #1.

Three things will happen:
1. Best case scenario, a piano will drop on your dreadful car.
2. You will break down. Maybe you won't even start at all, maybe it'll be in the middle of New Mexico about 100 miles from any help.
3. It won't break down and you'll have to drive a horrid Morris Marina for a couple of days.

Yeah, I'm on that boat as well. I won't need to buy many games either, a good friend of mine was an early adopter of the PS3 and has a decent collection that I can mooch off.

The people who named the consoles foresaw the negative reaction; they knew we'd take One look and walk away.

Microsoft got us our favourite thing, disappointment!

The Xbox One reveal was so disappointing, even the Kinects took one look and walked away.

Well, here's a bit of a clarification, but it still sounds far from ideal, in my opinion.

So, how long until we get our first slammed and stanced Xbox One?

(Jalopnik joke, I'll let myself out)

A point that should be made to ncasolo as well. But I'm assuming PD will release it when they claim only because I think they're using a lot of the GT5 base on GT6.

A next gen game will be better than current gen if it is well optimized, but the history of launch titles doesn't work in FM5's favour. Historically, launch titles have been rushed and underwhelming, exclusive or not. Not saying that I could be wrong, but unless Turn 10 has had the One dev kit longer than anyone else,…

Well, at least both a McLaren F1 and P1 are confirmed. Then again, Turn 10 didn't really have to sell this game to me, because it all depended on whether I felt I'd buy a One or not. At this point? No One.

Sorry, I should have linked to this article:

It's nice, but the unfortunate truth is that I probably won't play it because I don't have an urge to buy an Xbox One. With the news of blocking used games as well as everything being tied to one XBL account (no borrowing games now, either), I'm pretty much out of the running to buy one, even two or three years down…