You assume everybody will jump ship to the next gen so quickly. You also assume that the Xbox One is impressive enough to reel in current 360 owners (for me, at least, it isn't). As it stands right now, because FM5 is next gen, I'm more likely to buy GT6. I'd rather not pay into a system where I can't buy used or…

This may come off as homerism, I grant you, but Shaw's crease presence is much more blatant than some of the goals that got called off because of Holmstrom's presence in the past. I wish I could find more examples, but don't think the refs let Holmstrom off easy in the playoffs either.

That's definitely classier, but if you're a supervillain, it has less street cred.

...unless you're in Canada, in which case, you're probably not working today.

Mhmm, they've been able to do it in multiple forms. The Montreal exemplifies this as well.

It has got to be the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione. It is amazingly beautiful, but not flashy. It has a great noise, but it isn't shouty. It's fast, but it doesn't get carried away.

What you don't know, Patrick, is that Redmond actually has made his inflatable car and has driven through the Jalopnik offices just as I posted this to run you over.

Disappointment is the status quo for Toronto professional sports teams, so I wasn't expecting anything more than a quiet hush and a uniformed, silent walk away.

Buy ice cream stock as soon as possible; Rob Ford will get to Loblaws soon.

Hummer H2 and H3 personally take that title. Although a chrome bull bar doesn't help the case for this particular G-Wagen. There are people who make the car look douchey, but just a G-Wagen itself isn't douchey.

You should watch the Farm Simulator video first. It is so ridiculous, it's awesome.

Actually, it's based off a targeting reticule from a fighter jet. Lamborghini has always had an obsession with fighter jets (see: Reventon).

What is the automotive world if Lamborghini isn't making insane concept cars, anyways? I hate the name, I don't think it looks too great, but it's absolutely insane, I want that interior, and I am glad it exists to gawk at. Who cares who ends up buying the two or three examples that will exist?

For comparison, the relatively tame Beetle Adventure Racing! cover.

Weird, but awesome. North America never got this game, we instead got a relatively neutered Beetle Adventure Racing. But that won't go down with the Aussies, no, they needed racing Holdens and dinosaurs to be interested. And yes, the NA version didn't have dinosaurs.

I give it a week before Torch's wife's Scion xB is wood paneled.

If it were in Toronto, I'd take it. I'd do an insanely slow restore, but it would work its way there, eventually.

To be honest, they really didn't deserve much attention or love this year. If Jimmy Howard wasn't clutch down the stretch, we might be talking about the Wings missing the playoffs for the first time in 22 years. Even though it pains me to see them lose in the playoffs, I wasn't expecting a first round victory at all…

A corn pop. It stuck to his face during breakfast, but nobody told him.